Perfect joke value (accounting for timing, intelligence, delivery) = 100 points. 

Subtract all subsequent point values where applicable. All remaining point values below 50 percent cease to be funny and detract from the overall value of any future jokes you may make henceforth. All jokes that reach a point value of 0 are a black mark on ones permanent record of being a funny person and are to be noted and remembered as such from now until forever. 

Laughing at ones own joke (-30 points)

Laughing at ones own joke harder than anyone else is laughing at said joke (-90 points)

Repeating of ones own joke in hopes of obtaining further laughs by the same people. i.e. “Remember when I said…” (-90 points)

Repeating of ones own joke in hopes of obtaining laughs by a different group of people (-20 points)

Sarcasm: (Level of overall doucheyness [1-5] + amount of sarcasm used previously [1-5] x 10 = points deducted)

Taking another person’s joke, professional or otherwise without giving due credit: (-100 Points) 

Impressions: (Inaccuracy of impression [1-5] + Level of overuse [1-5] x 10 =deducted.) Note. If an impression is good and is not overused, point value remains at 100. Formula only applies to poor impressions or overused ones. 

Special Note: The following impressions henceforth will have an automatic point deduction of 10 points due to the fact that they have become by default overused and nearly anyone in the world can do them. 

• Arnold Schwarzenegger 
• Bill Cosby
• Sylvester Stalone
• Christopher Walken

Bragging about how funny one is: (-100 Points)

Making fun of someone for no reason: (-50 Points)

Making a joke that simply isn’t funny: (how often one makes unfunny jokes [1-10] x 10 = points deducted)